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Al telefono: “Pronto, polizia? Venite subito! C’è un gatto

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Di Simona_i_m Novembre 2015

Al telefono: “Pronto, polizia? Venite subito! C’è un gatto che sta entrando dalla finestra!”.
“E ci disturbate solo per un gatto?”.
“Certo! Io sono un pappagallo”.

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